
Oct 10/27/09 1:31 PM
boys and girls,
Received this from Supervisor Elsbernd. My apologies,
Sean. I've corrected the original.
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> H.,
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> FYI - I have never been to China.
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> All the best,
> Sean
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> I can see bullshit from my front
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> boys and girls,
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> Newest Trauma episode by h.brown. Today's Full Board.
> Patrick Willis as blocking back/tight end.
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> Newsom robs bank to balance budget!
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> (Financier Ward Heckman held for ransom?)
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> (10-27-09)
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> Hey, 'Trauma' sucks. And, we want the new tv series to
> succeed because we're San
> Franciscans and we love to see quality shots of the City skyline that we
> can come back
> to 30 years from now just as we have done with 'Streets of SF' and other tv
> shows and
> movies. How do we save it?
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> Well, by applying our own best skills. Mine is the ability
> to mock politicians
> and cops and ... well, anyone really. But, I had this idea for a
> script for the
> show if it is really going down the tubes. Dig it.
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> Budget and Finance
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> You call the episode 'Budget and Finance' and in the end you
> attribute it to a dream
> that one of the paramedics had. There's precedent aplenty.
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> But, in the SF version the Mayor is trying to solve his budget
> deficit problems and his
> advisers come up with the idea of robbing banks (who's gonna stop him?) and
> holding
> rich citizens hostage (instead of the other way around).
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> Scenes:
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> 1.Mayor using SFPD Swat teams to rob banks all over City while Trauma
> helicopters land
> nearby to transfer the cash to City Hall where they land in Alioto Plaza
> across the
> street.
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> 1.A ransom of a half billion or more for any of a dozen local billionaires
> would be
> nothing to them but would solve a year's budget problems.
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> C'mon, be honest. That's funny. Toss in the affair the
> EMT began with the
> Mayor's wife in the opening episode of the series. Maybe make one of
> the pilots
> into a vampire. Someone in the morgue is stealing bodies and selling
> their parts
> to leading restaurants (gives new meaning for 'mystery meat'). Hey,
> what do the
> producers have to lose?
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> Where was I?
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> Today's Full Board
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> You can't laugh away the increased irrelevance of the BOS
> since the Class of 2008
> (their motto is: “Same house, same call!�) ... I just watched them
> doubling as the
> Transportation Authority (Bevan Dufty at the gavel) this morning and they
> not only made
> no comments as Bevan gave away millions to connected contractors but there
> was actually
> only a single comment from someone in the audience for a dozen or so items
> (someone
> thanking them for a contract).
>
> The new Board doesn't know shit and they're arrogant at the
> same time. That's a
> deadly combination.
>
> You get Chris Daly writing a long piece in Luke Thomas' Fog
> City Jouranl today
> criticizing the new top cop (George Gascon) for not coming down to Chris'
> office and
> kissing the hem of his coat while Daly has refused comment on any of the
> cop related
> things going down in his district (letting Gascon bring in outsiders? ...
> Power
> Exchange? ... new District Captain?) ... D-6 doesn't have a
> representative at the BOS
> now in my opinion.
>
> Think I'm bullshitting you? Yesterday at City Operations
> and Neighborhood Services
> (Chris is Vice Chair) well over 100 people testified about mostly night
> clubs in Daly's
> district and he did not say a single mother fucking word. One way or the
> other. I
> guess he was busy working on his piece attacking Theresa Sparks.
>
> Today's Consent Agenda
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> The 'Consent Agenda' is a tool for letting supervisors get by
> without reviewing any of
> the work done at committees or elsewhere. If he could, Board prez David
> Chiu would
> put thermo-nuclear war there. Cause, after all, that's not something
> important
> enough to give comment to. Especially if you haven't done any of your
> homework.
>
> Item #1 Mirkarimi and Avalos take 1m from Public Finance war chest
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> Hey, they were just elected. They won't need it. Theresa
> Sparks won't need it
> with her Downtown war chest. Dufty won't need it while swimming in
> Chamber of
> Commerce cash. As I've said before, it's kicking away the ladder once
> you've made it
> to safety and Ross and John are cowardly pricks for doing it.
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> Item #16 $150k for disaster relief for Philippines, Samoa and Indonesia
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> Three racist fat cat supes will vote against this (Chu,
> Elsbernd and Pier) and
> everytime they run for office in the future the Filipino and Samoan and
> Indonesian
> voters should be reminded of their refusal to offer even token support to
> their
> countries of origin. Shit, Chu and Elsbernd fly to China every year and
> their
> caravan spends lots more of that just to have fun.
>
> Item #18 Who reports Juveniles to ICE?
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> I can't say as I've seen an item more universally lied about
> than this one. All of
> the press except for me says that the Campos legislation requires a
> juvenile to be
> “convicted� of a felony before being reported to ICE as a possible illegal
> alien.
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> The police chief was quoted as saying that cops had nothing to
> do with having juveniles
> reported to ICE. Now, he's a smart guy and that's easily the dumbest lie
> he's told
> since he hit town. Hey George, it's the cops who arrest the kid on the
> block and
> decide that they want him deported and then go ahead and charge him with a
> felony even
> if he was just having a beer with some bro's.
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> Read the friggin' legislation. All of you. It says
> nothing about any level of the
> public safety apparatus needing a 'conviction' before they talk to ICE.
> I like the
> legislation by the way. It doesn't shield MS-13 illegals as did the
> previous
> process. The only one who ever did that was Gavin Newsom when he worked
> through
> MOCJ/Police Commissioner David Onek to hide murderous gang bangers in
> country estates
> and then fly them out of the country surreptitiously.
>
> Items #19 thru #21? Buying a billion bucks in outdated utility meters
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> For Fiona Ma's boyfriend? A 10 year old can hack em?
> Funding from foreign cocaine
> dealers? All true and it won't matter. Look for another billion buck
> request to
> replace these things within 3-5 years.
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> #21 Funding for Stealth Cop Academy Class to overstaff SFPD
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> The class started 2 days before the department bothered to
> tell the BOS or the
> Controller. And, it will result in an overstaffing of the SFPD for the
> first time in
> their history. Don't worry guys and gals, they'll still demand
> overtime.
>
> One thought. They're going after funding for 8 'Lateral
> Entry' positions. Can
> Chief Gascon use these to bring in officers of his own choice from other
> jurisdictions?
> Just trying to get past the hamstring job Daly and Mirkarimi did on
> George.
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> Item #42 Daly unifies Ireland after 900 years!
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> Chris might not pay attention to the issues within his own
> district anymore but he is
> at the forefront of unifying Ireland. 900 years of war just waiting for
> the Duke
> dropout to come and save the day. Hey, if Obama deserves a Nobel, so
> does Daly.
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> Niners
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> They should have held Crabtree to trade for 2 top draft picks
> and use them to pick up a
> couple of offensive linemen. Only hopes they have now is to go to a
> shotgun
> formation where the QB can run for his life or make some of their defense
> studs play 2
> ways. I want to see the defensive end who can get past Patrick Willis.
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> Go Phillies!
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